urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:mylittlejackie mylittlejackie mylittlejackie 2038-01-19T03:14:07Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:mylittlejackie:16878 2038-01-19T03:14:07Z 2038-01-19T03:14:07Z Proof Santa doesn't care about jewish people:(<br />isporkewe: hi <br />SantaClaus: Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas! I'm here on AIM! Everything we talk about here is between you and me! If you want to know more, you can type "privacy". Now, streeeeetch that window and let's get started.<br /><br />So, have you been naughty or nice?<br /><br />isporkewe: where is the spirit of hannukkah <br />SantaClaus: Hmm... Nice answer. Note to self: check list twice for this one. If you get on my Good List you will find a special free gift here on Dec. 22!. Until then, I'll be watching . Type menu to see the fun and games the elves have put on AIM for you.<br /><br />isporkewe: im jewish <br />SantaClaus: Cool. You in that Festival of Lights spirit?<br /><br />isporkewe: wheres my hannukkah bush <br />SantaClaus: Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu, it's time to get you in the holiday spirit!<br /><br />isporkewe: im jewish i dont believe in santa<br />SantaClaus: Cool. OK, let's see if you can complete this Hanukka quiz:<br /><br />What comes next in this holiday-oriented sequence? nun, gimel, heh ??<br /><br />isporkewe: dreidel <br />SantaClaus: Its Shin! Remember -- a dreidel has for sides -- on four each word in the phrase "nes gadol haya sham" (a great miracle happened there). Now type menu there are a bunch of fun and games there for everyone to enjoy.<br /><br />isporkewe: do you bring presents to jewish children too?<br />SantaClaus: Cool. Hanukka rocks.<br /><br />isporkewe: you spelled it wrong its hanukkah<br />SantaClaus: I hope your Hanukah was happy and full of love. <br /><br />isporkewe: spelled wrong again <br />SantaClaus: Excuse me?<br /><br /><br />isporkewe: hanukkah is spelled like this <br />SantaClaus: What a great celebration. But I am glad I don't have to deliver for 8 nights! <br /><br />isporkewe: cause your lazy <br />SantaClaus: Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit <br /><br />isporkewe: music <br />SantaClaus: This Radio Station has my vote for "Most filled with holiday Cheer". Check it out: <br />Pop Holiday Radio@Netscape<br /><br />isporkewe: is there hanukkah music on here<br />SantaClaus: Every year I mix my self a CD of holiday classics for my big ride. Here's where I'm starting to gather my inspiration: Pop Holiday Radio@Netscape<br /><br />isporkewe: hanukkah music<br />SantaClaus: I'm sorry, you've got to stop doing the same thing over and over again. The elves are getting dizzy!<br /><br />isporkewe: i am jewish and you should deliver presents to me for 8 days<br />SantaClaus: Cool. You in that Festival of Lights spirit?<br /><br />isporkewe: i want you and your elves to bring presents to all the jewish children in the world<br />SantaClaus: Now, now... That's simply just too much for elves and me to understand in one go. Could you try asking something a little shorter?<br /><br /><br />isporkewe: give the jewish people presents <br />SantaClaus: Cool. OK, let's see if you can complete this Hanukka quiz:<br /><br />What comes next in this holiday-oriented sequence? nun, gimel, heh ??<br /><br />isporkewe: shun on you<br />SantaClaus: Its Shin! Remember -- a dreidel has for sides -- on four each word in the phrase "nes gadol haya sham" (a great miracle happened there). Now type menu there are a bunch of fun and games there for everyone to enjoy.